Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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