So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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