Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sext me about skeletons
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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