My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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