But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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