yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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