you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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