69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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