im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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