apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Randomize
