Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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