a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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