Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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