Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i just made my gag reflex go away.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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