There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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