chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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