Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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