Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I have fence marks all over my body
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
