somebody snuck up and got me drunk
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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