Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It's shark week go big or go home
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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