I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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