Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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