I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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