She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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