She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I didn't notice because vodka
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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