Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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