just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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