$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
