I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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