Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog

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(303): View more from Colorado

I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college

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(432): View more from Texas

the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel

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(719): View more from Colorado

Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?

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(806): View more from Texas

I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo

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(541): View more from Oregon

25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.

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(518): View more from New York

It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now

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(303): View more from Colorado

We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’

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That’s all I’m saying

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