There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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