you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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