You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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