butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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