we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I had to cum in my sink.
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