I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
