Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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