i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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