On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
how does that bad decision feel?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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