I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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