Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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