okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We had sex on a dog bed..
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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