There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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