dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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