More tranny stories later!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I think my moral compass just broke
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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