Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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