He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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