My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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