Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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