So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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