That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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