Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My vagina is very pro this idea
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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