Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm at about main and main street
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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