As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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